Total Medals Earned: 1,946 (From 322 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,085 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/400 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/450 points)
Medals Earned: 39/44 (450/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Medals Earned: 15/18 (250/460 points)
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Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your pistol
Save 4 survivors
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Kill 50 soldiers
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Find all 18 secret areas
Complete all chapters
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
